Two Ronnies are better than one Ronnie

October 24, 2010 § Leave a comment

I picked this up in a bookshop in Bethnal Green, and it’s got a few good gags I wanted to share.

“Dublin police today raided the studio of Ireland’s most brilliant art forger and took away 33 canvasses all signed by Pisscarco.”

“Librarian of the year Elspeth Pickles has at last had her baby. It was a month overdue and was fined 48p.”

“To commemorate a hundred years of the Kennel Club, there’s a new set of novelty stamps depicting Man’s Best Friends. They lick you.”

“An expert in Oriental indoor games is going to tell us of his passion for Mah Jong – as long as Pah Jong doesn’t catch him at it.”

Reminded me of my favourite two Ronnies sketch:

And the classic:

 

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